drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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