That's intense
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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