I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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