handjob tips. give me some.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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