so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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