Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
