i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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