Fine. I'll sleep in my office
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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