so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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