Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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