I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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