He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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