He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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