when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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