hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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