A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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