Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
