Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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