I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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