i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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