It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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