oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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