i just had sex bonerless
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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