Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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