This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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