got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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