so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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