she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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