my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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