Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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