its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I will be naked everywhere
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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