So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
21 Family Members Confess The Creepiest Things They Know About a Relative
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.