And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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