do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I supernannyed him into submission
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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