like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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