What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
50% drunk capacity currently
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
