I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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