I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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