she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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