Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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