i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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