Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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