you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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