What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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