it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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