she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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