i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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