She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she smelled like a LAN party
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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