We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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