Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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