Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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