All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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