No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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