I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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